i…don’t want….your life
1 month ago*sigh*
Well, Dodger fans. Looks like we have to go back to the saying made famous by the Brooklyn Dodger teams of old: Wait ‘til next year.
i…don’t want….your life
1 month ago*sigh*
Well, Dodger fans. Looks like we have to go back to the saying made famous by the Brooklyn Dodger teams of old: Wait ‘til next year.
Watching The Pogues, especially Shane MacGowan, makes a man want to drink until he can’t see himself in the mirror. It also makes him never want to touch alcohol again.
1 month agoWho are these guys? Freaking geniuses that’s who.
Found via Sons of Steve Garvey. This is fantastic. Except I’m turning into a George Will. HELP.1 month ago
Watch the movie. Dig the sound effects.
5 months agoThe Dodgers’ 12th-round draft pick, New Mexico outfielder Brian Cavazos-Galvez, is the son of former Dodgers reliever Balvino Galvez, whose major league career lasted only 10 games in 1986. Balvino apparently still had himself quite a career.
Let’s go to the video. Balvino, pitching for the Yomiuri Giants in 1998, exchanges words with an umpire after being removed from the game and is being calmed down by teammate Mariano Duncan. It doesn’t work. Instead of handing the ball to his manager, Balvino fires the ball full force at the umpire. An entire team is then needed to restrain Balvino, who injures a teammate in the process. He is suspended for the rest of the season.
By the end of his career, Balvino had pitched for at least seven major league orgaizations and also in Japan, Taiwan and Korea. He was last seen in Pirates spring training in 2001, on the verge of making the team at age 38 after battling Joe Beimel for an opening day roster spot. Then, he mysteriously walked away.
Sadly, Brian grew up around the clubhouse, but hasn’t spoken with his father since he was young when Balvino left for Asia. Born the year after Balvino pitched in LA, Brian now might one day don Dodger blue as well and have his own stories to tell.
“I still remember hanging out at the stadium in the locker room,” Brian told the Albuquerque Tribune last year. “I was about 5 years old at the time.
“I remember thinking ‘This is my dad’s workplace.’ Who wouldn’t want to have a job like that?”
But his latest piece is so bad I want to cry. I want to sit in the dark on the floor in my room and weep for the people who have been subjected to these words, for the spineless editor who allowed them to reach those masses, and for the writer himself who is surely incapable of staring proudly at his reflection in any mirror. The concept is hackneyed. The jokes are flat. The content itself, well, there were more good ideas in the House Republicans’ 18-Page 2009 Alternate Budget.
6 months ago
people have always asked me what i’d get if i was to get a tattoo (very unlikely). i think we have a contender.
6 months agoVIN SCULLY IS MY HOMEBOY: Dee meets Vin Scully
Check out the two Vins, arm in arm.
Happy Cinco De Mayo!
6 months ago
6 months agoLos Angeles Dodger, Juan Castro watches the Kentucky Derby in the clubhouse before Saturday’s game.
Explaining the situation, Dodger manager Joe Torre stated, “Juan got nailed in the head during batting practice today. No one’s free to take him to the hospital so we just rubbed some dirt on it, and told him to watch TV until the ambulances show up.”
Asked for comment, Juan Castro replied, “I like horsey. Horsey run fast ‘cause he got four leg. Horsey my best friend. Juan like ice cream. Juan no like head hurt no more. Owww.”